I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you
well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world
Yeah it would because all they would write is
Do you even know how smooth that was
sometimes im just like ‘oh my god eren!!!!!!’
and sometimes im like ‘oh my god eren’
And then I’m likeOh My God Eren!
but most of the time I’m like
oh my god
them sometimes im like
"what is it, Eren?"
but sometimes i’m also like
"OH MY GOD, FUCKING EREN."
But other times I’m like
if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid
are there actual people out there that don’t like cheesecake or are they just a myth
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.